Jul 23 2014

jethann:

when all of your friends are online: image

(Source: jethann)

08:04 AM
coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

(Source: kimkangaskhan)

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08:04 AM

stoned-levi:

savarend:

indevan:

indevan:

"we can’t keep them past four."

i can’t believe this is a: still making the rounds and b: almost at 20k notes

this is probably the best thing you, or anyone, has done in this fandom tbh

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ACCUSING OF SELLING DRUGS

(Source: ruimochidas)

asdf
08:02 AM
skummyskull:

hunterqueen:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

jeuriburr

skummyskull:

hunterqueen:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

jeuriburr

(Source: addelburgh)

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Jul 20 2014

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

02:48 PM

Skull Stick Pin

Paris, 1867

Gold and enamel with diamond sparks

The jewel contains electric terminals so that, when connected to a battery concealed in the wearer’s pocket, the eyes roll and the jaws snap.

(Source: past-imperfect)

asdf
01:58 PM

Whoa.

skummyskull:

jeuriburr:

My blog is three today.

eh what?

Got an email saying my blog is three years old today

10:55 AM
10:55 AM

Whoa.

My blog is three today.

Jul 18 2014
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